AP Minneapolis MN 30 October 30, 2005

Scientists and astronomers at The University Of Minnesota say they have discovered a large black hole.
They also claim it has a very anomalous characteristic. “It seems the center of the hole shifts positions, once a week, usually on Sunday” said lead astronomer Sven Swenson.
“One Sunday, it’s centered over The Metrodome, and sometimes its focus is centered near other sports stadiums across the country”.

Unable to explain how this is happening, another scientist, Ole Olson had this to say – “It gets bigger with each passing week, and as its size increases, so does its power. This thing really sucks!”

Residents in the Twin Cities area have reported feeling as though their love of football has been sucked right out of them. “I’m even considering becoming a Packer fan,” said Lena Anderson.

In an unrelated story, bookings of chartered party boats on Lake Minnetonka have been on the rise.

Well at least their not the Houston Texans or the Cleveland Browns or the 49ers