Hi, kids!

(Oh,yeah. And you too, Scorp

)
As an
old fart I'm just gonna jump in here real quick.
Actually Gene Hackman originally portrayed the 'Preacher' (Rutger Hauer), and the 'Captain' was (of all people) Leslie Nielsen!
Doesn't matter. The producers of this re-make have tried to taint a precious film memory of mine, and hopefully the damage will fade over time.
(We needed Belle
and Manny Rosen, Tough guy Detective Mike Roggo, with his ex-prostitute wife, and two kids on their first voyage away from home on their own. Not a voyueristic brat with a vidcam.)
I just keep telling myself 'It was barely a movie, It was barely a movie..."